Map Maker

Map Maker

I will write the app
and make the maps
that tell you how
to get from where you are
to where you want to be
From ho-hum to living together ever happily
Turn by turn directions
in units so obscure
that even if you followed them closely
you'd never be sure
if you were on the right track
or even facing the right direction
If you want to know why you're alive
step right up and throw me a buck ninety-five

The world is obsessed with apps it seems. Even I've thought about getting in the app developing game. I mean, how hard could it be? But then again, my cell doesn't even have a camera much less the ability to have apps.

Walk NWNWWW for 349599 vibrations of the Cs atom at 123e/pi furlongs/fortnight and hang a left and continue until you've burnt 42 calories. Dig a hole in the ground at a 46 degree angle until the gravitational constant at the bottom of the hole is 9.799132 m/s^2. All that for a $1.95. It's a great deal. Get where you want to be. Let the rest of us eat your dust. Peace out.